Monday, March 27, 2006

The Punt, Pass, or Kick???

Okay, well it looks like Darrell Waltrip has coined another phrase that will stick with all of the short tracks and that is the Punt, Pass, and Kick especially at Bristol.

We did see our fair share of these words:

-Gordon punting out Truex

-Burton and Yeley kicked out of race because of Gordon/Truex mess.

-Stewart punting Truex then passing and kicking Truex out of race.

-Kenseth punting Gordon, passing Gordon, Gordon after the race shoving not kicking (at least take off the helmet Jeff and be a real man)

-Dale Jarrett's rear bumper panel passing right off of the track into the front of a lucky fan.

-Dale Jr passing and passing and passing but then getting punted back.

-Bowyer, Vickers get punted by Blaney's spin out.

-Busch punting Kenseth, passing and taking the checkered. Hey Kurt, looks like a familiar move, I bet if Jimmy Spencer was out there, you would of spun him again like last time. Kurt payback is right around the corner, lucky you got those ears pinned back so you can see from side to side.

-Pass on those ties that Jeff and DW wear on the weekends....hey guys, shop where I do for my work clothes...try the Men's Wearhouse..George Zimmer will guarantee how you look.

-Chris Meyers, you better not be late for another 10 Laps or the next driver will kick ya.
-18 total cautions but not passing the record.


Okay, we all have to remember this is Bristol!!!! Check the emotions at the door. I have to give credit to Harvick for his driving and not going after Busch...remember there was a time Harvick would not give a crap who he ran into..he is definitely showing maturity or his wife has threaten him...lol

Okay, enough babbling. Bristol down..here we go to Martinsville..YeeeHawww


7 comments:

Rusty said...

I can't imagine that Chris Myers was really that late to his interview...with Kevin Harvick, no less! I wouldn't want to tick him off if it were me. I figured they put that on for laughs, and it didn't really happen. :)

Tiredawg said...

Punt- that is what the Rainblow Warrior did to Truex, right out of his way.
Pass- that is what he did after punting Martin.
Kick-his fairy little ass, that is what Jeff Burton and Martin Truex want to do to him.

Cassandra said...

Ahhh.... Bristol. Yep, I think Jeffie's got some payback coming from several directions soon.

LOL at Jeffie leaving his helmet on. He didn't want to get his purty face messed up if Kenseth actually did take a shot at him.

And on to Martinsville we go!!!

Anonymous said...

I love, love, LOVE Bristol! Wish I coulda been there. Sigh. Oh well, there's always August.

I'll be in M'ville this weekend though!!! WOOHOO!!

Cassandra said...

$10,000 fine for he who shall not be named. Just posted the link to the NASCAR.com story.

RC said...

Well, at least with this no penalty thing for Gordon, Harvick can feel free to push whoever he wants and not worry about points... right? I want him to test NASCAR out on their fining policy.

I think pushing will be the wave of the future, now that you only have to pay $10,000 for it.

Anonymous said...

The other one that DW got to using was Boot, Scoot and Boogy. Of course, the song is actually Boot Scootin' Boogy, but we know what he meant. As you said, on to Martinsville.....See how the emotions hold up this weekend.

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