Those Idiot Sightings

Well here are the latest batch. I bet you know some of these types of people:

*Know anyone like these?*I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call thelocal township administrative office to request the removal of the DeerCrossing sign on our road.The reason:"Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." >From Kingman, KS.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked theperson behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,but they only had iceberg.He was a Chef?Yep...From Kansas City!______________________________________________

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employeeasked,"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street.I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doingdriving?!"She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.She was leaving the company due to "downsizing."Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this moreoften."Not another word was spoken.We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itselfand for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her systemwould not turn on.A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up ourcar, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the servicedepartment and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driversside door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively triedthe door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announcedto the technician, "its open!"His reply, "I know - I already got that side."This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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STAY ALERT!They walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE


Like I said, you probably didn't even realize that these types of people may live right next door to you...LOL

I hope you enjoyed these, I know I did

Tom